Post by pearlquartz17 on Mar 20, 2016 21:02:53 GMT
One day, while looking at the success of Gravity Falls, Alex Hirsch stops:
"Oh, screw it! I didn't want to be a showrunner anyway. I wanted to be a lumberjack. [begins to don a lumberjack's outfit as the scene changes from studio to forest] Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The giant redwood, the larch, the fir, the mighty Scots pine. The smell of fresh-cut timber, the crash of mighty trees. With my best girlie by my side, [Rebecca Sugar appears and hugs Alex] we'd sing, sing, sing!
Alex: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day!
Chorus of Mounties:
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and works all day!
Alex:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea!
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesday he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea!
Together:
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day!
Alex:
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wildflowers!
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars!
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wildflowers!
[with puzzled expressions] He puts on women's clothing?!
And hangs around in bars?!
Together:
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day!
Alex:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra! [Rebecca starts to cry slowly]
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa! [cuts briefly to Pendleton Ward]
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspenders,...and a bra?! [begin to walk off, booing]
Alex [finishing it off]
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa!
Rebecca:
Oh, Alex, and I thought you were so rugged!
The End
(original Monty Python sketch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY
"Oh, screw it! I didn't want to be a showrunner anyway. I wanted to be a lumberjack. [begins to don a lumberjack's outfit as the scene changes from studio to forest] Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The giant redwood, the larch, the fir, the mighty Scots pine. The smell of fresh-cut timber, the crash of mighty trees. With my best girlie by my side, [Rebecca Sugar appears and hugs Alex] we'd sing, sing, sing!
Alex: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day!
Chorus of Mounties:
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and works all day!
Alex:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea!
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesday he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea!
Together:
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day!
Alex:
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wildflowers!
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars!
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wildflowers!
[with puzzled expressions] He puts on women's clothing?!
And hangs around in bars?!
Together:
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day!
Alex:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra! [Rebecca starts to cry slowly]
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa! [cuts briefly to Pendleton Ward]
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspenders,...and a bra?! [begin to walk off, booing]
Alex [finishing it off]
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa!
Rebecca:
Oh, Alex, and I thought you were so rugged!
The End
(original Monty Python sketch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY
