Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2016 10:08:10 GMT
So normally I don't make shitty threads about my life but TODAY THINGS SHALL CHANGE and I will tell you about a personal experience I had recently.
So I was at a gamestop with my little brother, my brother (let's call his Abel) got a new 3Ds and we were gonna some games for it.
Blah blah blah we found a game and now we're waiting in line, the line was pretty long so I awkwardly stood around with my brother. Suddenly the man infront of us looks me dead in the eyes and whispers
“Hey, there's a Pidgey in here”
He then points to his phone which has Pokemon Go playing. So naturally I'm in shock for a couple of seconds due to the random social interaction and being mumbling and stuttering.
“o-oh, I already caught one of those”
But then the guy tells me that you gotta catch all the Pokemon you can to level up and begins tutoring me on the game, I pull out my phone and boot up Pokemon Go and nod to everything the guy was saying.
After that social interaction (And that pidgey I caught) me and my brother go to the counter and put the game there.
The cashier is this short, kinda chubby, goth girl with big tits. So I tell my brother “Abel, you're a big boy now so you're gonna pay for this game” Abel already had the money so he was gonna do the transition anyway (Keep in mind, he's like 9) So this girl is all like
“I'll be right back with a copy of the game”
So me and my brother are waiting infront of the counter at gamestop, suddenly my head begins to sweat I feel moister than a bag of meatballs and I look behind the counter to see the cashier, bending over to get the game we we're gonna buy at the bottom drawer of the game shelf thing. My brother was looking at something else (thank god) while I got front eyes view of the best ass I've seen in the last couple of minutes.
She returns with the Game and Abel buys the Game for reals, he gives the money super confidently which makes me proud but that's only cause I get weak in the knees and awkward around girls who apply to my very specific fetishes.
She then prints the receipt and tells me and my brother about the return policy. I already know that return policy shit so I end up getting lost in her eyes, she then asks if we'd like a bag.
I say No while my brother said Yes but I said it quieter so she complys with my brother's request and gets a bag.
I immediately become infuriated, not because I got overshadowed by my little brother, but because we didn't need a bag it was like two fucking things, I don't know if my brother is a lazy fuck or just really likes bags but once the lady puts the bag on counter my brother goes for it faster than me and then we leave the Gamestop.
We enter the car and drive home, it's awkward as fuck.
Abel begins to play the Game we got while I watch, it's boring as fuck
“Uh oh, looks like we gotta go back to Gamestop to return this game” Abel says
I immediately get an erection and begin hissing violently while slowly backing into a corner.
My brother tries to calm me down by throwing bacon bits and spaghetti in the corner I was in, I begin to lick it up while still hissing, barking, and occasionally projectile vomiting.
The moral of the Story is that M-C is a social butterfly and a conversation master.
So I was at a gamestop with my little brother, my brother (let's call his Abel) got a new 3Ds and we were gonna some games for it.
Blah blah blah we found a game and now we're waiting in line, the line was pretty long so I awkwardly stood around with my brother. Suddenly the man infront of us looks me dead in the eyes and whispers
“Hey, there's a Pidgey in here”
He then points to his phone which has Pokemon Go playing. So naturally I'm in shock for a couple of seconds due to the random social interaction and being mumbling and stuttering.
“o-oh, I already caught one of those”
But then the guy tells me that you gotta catch all the Pokemon you can to level up and begins tutoring me on the game, I pull out my phone and boot up Pokemon Go and nod to everything the guy was saying.
After that social interaction (And that pidgey I caught) me and my brother go to the counter and put the game there.
The cashier is this short, kinda chubby, goth girl with big tits. So I tell my brother “Abel, you're a big boy now so you're gonna pay for this game” Abel already had the money so he was gonna do the transition anyway (Keep in mind, he's like 9) So this girl is all like
“I'll be right back with a copy of the game”
So me and my brother are waiting infront of the counter at gamestop, suddenly my head begins to sweat I feel moister than a bag of meatballs and I look behind the counter to see the cashier, bending over to get the game we we're gonna buy at the bottom drawer of the game shelf thing. My brother was looking at something else (thank god) while I got front eyes view of the best ass I've seen in the last couple of minutes.
She returns with the Game and Abel buys the Game for reals, he gives the money super confidently which makes me proud but that's only cause I get weak in the knees and awkward around girls who apply to my very specific fetishes.
She then prints the receipt and tells me and my brother about the return policy. I already know that return policy shit so I end up getting lost in her eyes, she then asks if we'd like a bag.
I say No while my brother said Yes but I said it quieter so she complys with my brother's request and gets a bag.
I immediately become infuriated, not because I got overshadowed by my little brother, but because we didn't need a bag it was like two fucking things, I don't know if my brother is a lazy fuck or just really likes bags but once the lady puts the bag on counter my brother goes for it faster than me and then we leave the Gamestop.
We enter the car and drive home, it's awkward as fuck.
Abel begins to play the Game we got while I watch, it's boring as fuck
“Uh oh, looks like we gotta go back to Gamestop to return this game” Abel says
I immediately get an erection and begin hissing violently while slowly backing into a corner.
My brother tries to calm me down by throwing bacon bits and spaghetti in the corner I was in, I begin to lick it up while still hissing, barking, and occasionally projectile vomiting.
The moral of the Story is that M-C is a social butterfly and a conversation master.